20061208

the lohan slut

ett klart fall av megalomani, tagen från wwtdd.com.

Page Six has gotten their hands on a text message written by Lindsay Lohan last week after the GQ Man of the Year party, in which she spells out her plans to change herself and the world. Never one to disappoint, the message is incoherent, rambling, and delusional. Lindsay says:

"Al Gore will help me. He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. If he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary [sic] Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan Metroplis [sic], and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK."

Lohan then says she should sue the tabloids for defamation of character, then wrote "way of the future-Howard Hughes" for some reason followed by her plan to "release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite [sic] letter to the press." Lindsay says:

"... our society should be educated for the better of our country. Our people . . . because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see."

Yikes. Okay Lindsay, the good news is you're not going crazy. The bad news is, you are crazy.

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